Almost perfect
12 May 2005
Flying from Toronto to London
Dear British Airways,
I love you. No, seriously. You're awesome. If airlines were living organisms, Air Canada wouldn't even be the same species as you. It's kind of like companing a human being to a Bush.
The free toothbrush. The free socks. The free booze. 18 different channels to choose from on my personal TV.
Wow. Air Canada hands out free peanuts (limit: one per person) and tap water. With a bad attitude.
So, really, you guys rock.
I do, however, have one complaint. Of course I do, right? I mean, how could I not?
The vegan dinner was great. You could maybe skip the salad next time, though. There's just no food in lettuce.
The vegan breakfast, on the other hand, wasn't quite up to par. It consisted of a little cup of fat-free yogurt and a pre-packaged, run-of-the-mill, made-with-eggs muffin. So, maybe you could look up the word before you go slapping that big green VEGAN sticker on any more packages.
Hint: It doesn't mean I'm on a diet.
Flying from Toronto to London
Dear British Airways,
I love you. No, seriously. You're awesome. If airlines were living organisms, Air Canada wouldn't even be the same species as you. It's kind of like companing a human being to a Bush.
The free toothbrush. The free socks. The free booze. 18 different channels to choose from on my personal TV.
Wow. Air Canada hands out free peanuts (limit: one per person) and tap water. With a bad attitude.
So, really, you guys rock.
I do, however, have one complaint. Of course I do, right? I mean, how could I not?
The vegan dinner was great. You could maybe skip the salad next time, though. There's just no food in lettuce.
The vegan breakfast, on the other hand, wasn't quite up to par. It consisted of a little cup of fat-free yogurt and a pre-packaged, run-of-the-mill, made-with-eggs muffin. So, maybe you could look up the word before you go slapping that big green VEGAN sticker on any more packages.
Hint: It doesn't mean I'm on a diet.
this is the word of sic @
19:30
2 Comments:
Hah. Travelling tip: never change plans with less than a week's notice. Had to fly home from Italy once eating only lettuce and a roll because they needed 24 hours notice to provide a veggie meal.
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Worldgineer, at 4:00 p.m.
Hah. Travelling tip 2: close your eyes and eat meat. as long as it doesn't have tubes hanging out of it, you'll be fine.... hhuummmm... eat..... meat hhhummmmm!
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jj, at 4:30 p.m.
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