Warning: reading this may cause inanity

So, I'm looking into the various shots, pills and horrible medicines I'm going to need before going to India.

One of the recommended (as opposed to mandatory) ones is Dukoral. It protects against cholera and traveller’s diarrhea. Sounds good. I'd prefer to avoid that, if at all possible.

Okay. So what are the side-effects? Quick research on the internet. The hand on the little clock goes round and round... Ding! Results are ready!

Q: What are the side effects of Dukoral?
A: Some people experience diarrhea or abdominal pain.

Right. 'Cause that makes sense...