Vegemite tales

29 May 2005
Globetrotter Inn, Edinburgh

Can't sleep. Presumably this is because I've done almost nothing but sleep for the past 2 days.

So now I'm lying here awake, and I'm thinking about food. More specifically, I'm thinking about brown toast with butter and Vegemite.

Not that my stomach could hack it right now, even if it were on offer...

In the morning there will be toast, both white and brown. There will be butter. And, of course, the staff will all have their little jars of Vegemite. We guests, however, will get jam.

Life is so unfair sometimes.